*knocking* ding dong

hey, welcome to Monkeys "R" Us how may I help you today hey uh, can I purchase uhhh...One of these fine animals?


Got all kinds of monkeys today what kind do you want

AHHH AUHHHHH KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHH

We got orangutans we got bonobos all kinds of chimps for your chimp needs wait uh i didn't know that they were all chimps really?

uh well they're all kinds of chimps we got spider monkeys we keep all those in the back That's not a chimp at all!

AUOHHH ehyhhhh


yeah we keep those in the back, we don't tell anyone it say- dl down on down low Do you have any gorillas?

Gorillas, ohhhhh

Do you have any great apes?

Are you a cop? No.

okay listen dude i'm not i swear

Okay we got great apes at uhhh, down in the basement. okay, can we bring one of these for security

KSHHHHH


Uhhhh...Sure! Okay. Hold my hand little monkey!

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHHHHH KSHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH


This is Oscar! This is Oscar. He's the loudest chimp in the building Woah! Okay. I'm not gonna hold his hand.

He's a friendly fellow. hold this guy's hand though wait look if i'm going to hold the monkey's hand look we're going to see the great apes no, yes?

Ohh yessss.

yeah we went down then you held the monkeys no but if. how did you train the monkey to do that

uh he was here for several years he learned to speak himself he knows how to read and write

OHHH. YESSS. YESSSSSS. YESSSSSSS

Though his vocabulary is a little bit low Oh okay. *laughter*

YESSS YESSSS. YESSS. YESS YESSS YESSS. NOOOOOOO. YESSSSSS

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