*knocking* ding dong
I500hey, welcome to Monkeys "R" Us how may I help you today hey uh, can I purchase uhhh...One of these fine animals?
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II1250Got all kinds of monkeys today what kind do you want
I500AHHH AUHHHHH KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHH
IV6200We got orangutans we got bonobos all kinds of chimps for your chimp needs wait uh i didn't know that they were all chimps really?
I500uh well they're all kinds of chimps we got spider monkeys we keep all those in the back That's not a chimp at all!
I500AUOHHH ehyhhhh
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III4250yeah we keep those in the back, we don't tell anyone it say- dl down on down low Do you have any gorillas?
I500Gorillas, ohhhhh
I500 Do you have any great apes?
I500Are you a cop? No.
I500okay listen dude i'm not i swear
I500Okay we got great apes at uhhh, down in the basement. okay, can we bring one of these for security
I500KSHHHHH
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III4250Uhhhh...Sure! Okay. Hold my hand little monkey!
I500AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHHHHH KSHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH
I500I500This is Oscar! This is Oscar. He's the loudest chimp in the building Woah! Okay. I'm not gonna hold his hand.
I500He's a friendly fellow. hold this guy's hand though wait look if i'm going to hold the monkey's hand look we're going to see the great apes no, yes?
I500Ohh yessss.
I500yeah we went down then you held the monkeys no but if. how did you train the monkey to do that
I500uh he was here for several years he learned to speak himself he knows how to read and write
I500OHHH. YESSS. YESSSSSS. YESSSSSSS
I500Though his vocabulary is a little bit low Oh okay. *laughter*
I500YESSS YESSSS. YESSS. YESS YESSS YESSS. NOOOOOOO. YESSSSSS
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